| Mission Statement: This corporation was formed for the purpose of promoting and preserving antique machinery and is organized exclusively for charitable, religious, literary and educational purposes. Membership Requirements Currently the club has 104 members with numbers rising every month. Anyone, young, old, male or female are welcome to join. The membership dues are $20 per year. 2010 Officers President-Jeff Lanoue Vice President- Wyatt Tammen Secretary-Aletha Becker Treasurer-Doug Vaughn Additional Board of Directors Marvin Becker Logan Lanoue Richard Jordan Steve Eilers Doug Hale Milton Blume For more information: Russell Schuler-(815) 265-7712 Doug Vaughn -(815) 265-4444 |
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January Meeting:
Vice President (2 yr term) Wyatt Tammen - will move up to president in 2011 Secretary (1 yr term) Aletha Becker - elected in 2010 Treasurer (1 yr term) Doug Vaughn - elected in 2010 Additional Board of Directors (3 yr term) John Hildenbrand - elected in 2008 Richard Jordan - elected in 2008 Steve Eilers - elected in 2009 Doug Hale - elected in 2010 Milton Blume - elected in 2010
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| You might be a farmer if ... How does anyone know for sure that they were cut out to be a farmer? After farming for what seems like over one hundred years, I have noticed that nearly all farmers have some very similar traits. You might be a farmer if you can get a good night's sleep in 20 minutes. You might be a farmer if, when you bite into a piece of meat, you can tell what kind of forage the animal was fed. And you might be a farmer if you are baffled by people who eat brunch at 11 a.m. and dinner at 3 p.m. You might be a farmer if you can deliver a calf, dehorn a cow, lance an abscess, and still have appetite enough to go to the all-you-can-eat spaghetti dinner at school that night. Yes, you might be a farmer if, on your honeymoon, you stop at every farm machinery dealer you pass or if your idea of a romantic date is a free dinner at the coop annual meeting. You might be a farmer if you can tell from a cow's bellow whether she is calving, in heat, or just hungry; or if you know by heart the serial numbers of all your tractors, but you can't remember the date of your wife's birthday. You might be a farmer if your mailbox post is made out of old cultivator parts or if you know how to pull a calf but not how to change a diaper. You might be a farmer if you look upon driving the pickup home from town without brakes a challenge rather than a problem, or if there is more oil on your coveralls than in your car. You might be a farmer if you realize that the only reason the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence is because it got more manure than your side. And you might be a farmer if you can fix almost anything with baler twine, a jackknife, and duct tape, or of there are more seed corn hats on your walls than pictures. You might be a farmer if you wear your barn clothes to the supermarket just so everyone will let you through the checkout first. You might be a farmer if you frequently take a different route to town just to check the neighbor's crops, or if you have the tools and parts in your pickup to help a stranded motorist get back on the road. And you might be a farmer if you are the only person who is happy when it rains on the weekend. But the best way to tell if you might be a farmer is if you enjoy a John Deere calendar more than a Hooter's calendar. |
| From A Cow In The Pool, & Udder Humorous Farm Stories by Joe Peck. Joe and his son David milk 100 registered Holsteins on their farm in Saratoga County, New York. Joe has been entertaining farm audiences for years with his speaking and writing with a combination of enlightened inspiration, homespun yars and stand-up comedy drawn from a lifetime of farm experiences. Click here to visit Joe's Website |
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